Gobble, Gobble.

 
I cleaned out some food items from the basement freezer last night.  What did I find at the bottom?  A turkey!

Give It Away!

If one has so much "stuff" in one's garage that the car doesn't fit in, perhaps, just perhaps, one has too much "stuff."

Missing Anything?

If you're wondering where your athletic shoes are, they're hanging over the telephone wire by my house.

Fire!

One must be careful not to let a potholder touch the hot element in an electric stove.  

Blender vs Toaster

The blender will not work if one plugs in the toaster cord instead of the blender cord.  

I'm Not Catholic But...

The Nuns on the Bus are pretty awesome.   

How Many Houses?

It's hard to believe a person can forget how many houses he owns, especially when it's "only" four.

Who's That Old Woman in the Mirror?

OMG!  It's me!

How Do They Do It?



Some liars can lie with such straight faces.

'Tis Sad.

Oh, if only veggies tasted as good as chocolate.  

How Much Does it Cost?!

I just read there is a brand of mattress sets that cost $7,000-$17,000 for a queen set.  Seriously?!  $17,000 for a mattress set? 

Double Moocher?

Hey, Mitt, since my family was on welfare when I was a child, and I'll soon be drawing Social Security, does that make me a doubly irresponsible government-dependent moocher who thinks of herself as a victim?  

Calling All Drivers...

Pay attention to your driving so you don't rear-end the vehicle in front of you that's stopped at the light.