Clean Out That Inbox!

Don't let your emails collect, or you might end up like I did with 258 emails to sort through.  But since that's a few short of the 2400 I cleaned out a few months ago, I guess I'm doing okay.

 

If This is a Medical Emergency, Hang Up and Dial 911.

That's a message I get when I call my mail order pharmacy.  Good to know. If I ever have an emergency, I'll be sure to dial 911 instead of the mail order pharmacy.
 

"The water is wide, I cannot get oer, Neither have I wings to fly"

Yup, there's a huge puddle at the end of my driveway. 

It's January in Minnesota,  the high temp today

is 43°, and the snow is melting. 

Dear Facebook, About My Friends...

After you locked me out of my account until you checked my identity, you said I should only befriend people I know personally.  Do you really think this old woman in Minnesota has personal friends in Saudi Arabia, India, Germany and South Africa?  No?  Then please stop showing them as people I may know.

Those Darned Toilet Paper Dispensers!

Handicapped stall.  High toilet seat.  Very, very low paper dispenser.  It's a joke, right?